Taking off down the highway, he floored it to 120mph; enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the freeway, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the vehicle, looked at his watch and said,
“Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied,
"Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.
And there's more ... Another man walks into the police station to report his wife missing.
Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not returned home since.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: I really never noticed. Can't tell for sure ... about that high!
Husband: Not slim, not very fat. Ordinary.
Sergeant: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Ehm ... don't know. Dark ...
Sergeant: Colour of hair.
Husband: She changes it so often ... ehm ... can't remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress ... or was it a suit ... I really don't know.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight speed triptonic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ...
At this point the husband starts crying uncontrollably.
Sergeant: Don't worry Sir ... we'll find your car.